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A Thing.

Thu Apr 26, 2012, 12:11 PM

Every second bleeds away the day, chipping away at months, and slowly dissolving the years as it patiently adjusts the continents slightly to the left.

You don’t even notice how much time has past, until you cut it open and count the rings and realize, to your dismay, just how many there are.

It’s as if the days blow away on that wretched wind, the one howling outside your window that rattles the siding on the house and moans as it rustles through the trees, ripping off the weaker leaves.

Eventually we are all eaten up and sent back to wherever or whatever it is we came from. Everything neatly recycled, broken down to its component parts and used again and again. Spinning endless replays played out on every size and scale from atoms to solar systems, maybe even the universe itself.

But if that scares you, you can make a god, gather your friends, burn an effigy. Just don’t be surprised when time ignores your efforts as it slides past you and leaves you behind like that damnable wind blowing through your hair. 


The Dread Pirate Swordfish
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
Current base of operations: NJ, USA

I like stuff that goes boom.

My god is science and I seek my solace in the endless domain of the stars.

I live my life according to nobody's rules but my own, but when you boil it all down, I'm a hopeless dork trying to look like I belong somewhere.

"love is not all wine an roses, sometimes its handcuffs and cheese."

Tester poll is testing. Is there anybody out there? 

96 deviants said Yes, I'm here lurking in the shadows
49 deviants said No, I am not here I am a ninja
16 deviants said Yes, I'm here and you know me
14 deviants said There's nobody here



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UnicronWars Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Belated Happy New Year!
UnicronWars Featured By Owner Edited Dec 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
:iconsantaitalyplz: Merry Christmas!
UnicronWars Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Happy Birthday, Pirate Queen Swordfish!:iconamericatplz:
I got you a llama!:la::llama:
evilqueen112 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Aww thanks! 
:hug: thanks a lot for the :+fav:  :iconballoonplz:
UnicronWars Featured By Owner Edited Aug 15, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Is that you, Alfred's friend at HTTS-America?
Welcome back from your vacation!
QueenPrincessMeagan Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ur mean
evilqueen112 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Hell ya, I'm the 'effin Queen of evil! Rawr bitches. What's it like bein' a goody-goody queen/princess? Sounds a little dull to me. 
UnicronWars Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I've played enough Nintendo games, and watched enough Disney movies, that I can actually help to answer that question.:D
To-do list for goody-goody queen/princess:
-Cozying up to goody-goody handsome heroes (example: Alfred Jones)
-Cute things like cats
-Becoming a dread pirate (if you're Princess Zelda)
evilqueen112 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I got my name from my sister in law after getting into an argument about the existence of god and I told her "God is imaginary." She called me the queen of evil. I watch a lot of cartoons because i like them better, if I'm watching TV I want to get away from all the bullshit of life and people hurting each other why would I watch that same shit on a TV show? Yeah no, give me Steven's Universe anyday over prime time TV. I'm a hard core, cartoon loving, had an abortion, mom of two, atheist, who's still not good enough to be a writer, but still isn't too bad a shot with a gun... And I was the only national healthcare supporter at gun club but they still love me despite the fact I'm not a republican. 
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